fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 7, 2006

fittyer

fitter than fitter :)

Lozz: Nooo!! You're a fitty!!
Jaydee: Nooo!! You're Fittyer!!!!

by Jalozz January 29, 2007

Fitty From The Spar

A woman who is a fitty who waddles round stomping her feet like she's going to wet herself :D (From Wales)

Oh My God, look at that fitty from the spar

by Bob Dunno October 16, 2010

Fitty McHotty

Biasically a hotty and a fitty all rolled into one. A man that is so hot, just calling him hot is not enough. He is likely to have a beard too.

Woah that guy is a Fitty McHotty, I'd love to cover him in Nutella.

by Mongi_girl August 1, 2011

fizzy swizzle

A Monday morning hangover cure made of Dr Pepper TEN and Alka-Seltzer.

Statthew Mewart and Bieber partied too hard last night so they had fizzy swizzles for breakfast.

by high as jinks December 19, 2012

Fitzpatricked

The feeling one gets when one's quarterback plays incredibly well in the third quarter, only to end up losing the game in a pitiful show of shame.

Man, I really thought we were gonna win this game coming out of the half, but the fourth quarter really left me Fitzpatricked.

by monkiimonk October 6, 2013

Fitzwater

A man who likes much younger women than his current age.

"I think I'm going to hook up with Sarah."
Dude, she is like 12. Stop being a fitzwater.

by Ztp June 5, 2016