Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

Nick-Fit

Absolutely losing your mind in a fit of rage.

During his last Nick-Fit...he threw his own birthday cake.

by Ziphoss May 23, 2018

sesh fit

the fit (outfit) you’re wearing to the sesh (see the word sesh for meaning)

the sesh fit of today is an oversized hoodie, sweatpants and crocs!

by vas.eline December 24, 2020

fit lad

A lad who is better looking than most a model

Ewan is a fit lad

by ladinbootle May 19, 2016

Cissy fit

When somebody gets their knickers in a twist over the word cis or cisgender.

Karen had a right cissy fit when somebody said cis on her favourite TV show, and vowed never to watch it again, a vow she broke within a week.

by Nathamania July 24, 2023

Operation FIT

A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.

Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.

by Sultry Santa August 23, 2019

you fit as

Australian slang, meaning you are really good looking.

Damn girl you fit as x

by xxbritxx May 10, 2018