The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

Firetruck

new polite way to say fuck (invented by smosh)

Firetruck you~
That was firetrucking weird

by shadowl00t October 30, 2010

From First To Last

One of my favorite bands. They have so many great songs. The whole fuckin band is fuckable. The lead singer (Sonny Moore) is now 17. He was born on January 15, 1988. That's for everyone down there who said he was 15.

From First To Last is a great band.

by Shelbie September 3, 2005

First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.

Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.

by c-ski September 23, 2011

vladimirs finest

vodka that comes in a large plastic container, often has grips for the drunk that just cant let go. gets you drunk fast. often costs under 8 dollars a bottle. burns just as bad coming up as it does going down. best vodka ever!

aka: vlads, russias finest, i got a ten what can i get, and the ever popular furry hat vodka

he was beligerent drunk, three sheets to the wind, but he didnt lose his grip on the bottle of vladimirs finest, thank god for those grips!

by ed harris September 12, 2005

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

by Jackie March 2, 2004

first name my last name

To take someone's first name + my + last name. So it becomes something quite dirty.

For example (first name my last name): you can Chris my Jones anytime, if you know what i mean!

by Remmie remmie December 11, 2006