Filthy Seagal

When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.

That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.

by PseudoSeagal March 3, 2023

filthy fara

The act of getting your tongue piercing caught under and stuck in your partners cock ring.

The paramedic laughed when my lover told him I received a filthy Fara.

by Dirty Dub September 18, 2021

Filthy Snorkel

The act of wearing a snorkel while a man masturbates in it.

Man I gave Cindy such a nasty filthy snorkel last night, and she drank every drop

by Thafilthyryno January 7, 2013

Filthy Wolverine

When your giving or boyfriend a bj, right as he cums have your friend sneak up from behind and get him in a full Nelson, then bite his dick. This maneuver will make his bones pop out from his knuckles like Wolverine.

“Yeah, scream you filthy wolverine”

by SmeeveJeeve September 28, 2020

Filthy Crayola

Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

v.

1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.

Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Filthy Frida

A sexual move similar to the famed Dirty Sanchez Junior but in this case, the finger that was inserted into the anus is drawn across the brows to create a unibrow rather than a moustache. Commonly used by butch lesbians in New Zealand, it is named after famed non-plucking bisexual artist Frida Kahlo.

Poor Jenny had no idea that Rhonda had slipped a Filthy Frida on her, until she walked out of the bedroom into the party again . . .

by D F Stuckey October 23, 2008

Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.

"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"

by smarty gurl December 31, 2008