straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

double double felch

To penetrate twice in the asshole, then ejaculate into the asshole, then use two swift sucks to retrieve all seminal fluid and anal discharge. Not a move for novice felchers.

by FelchMonger January 4, 2003

penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

by monicaC June 7, 2007

Felch Belch

The external ejection of stomach gasses, post ingestion of anally rebutted ejaculate.

Andy, what the hell have you been eating, or is that your Felch Belch striking its gaseous pose once more?

by Rt. Hon Andy Peaple October 20, 2010

felch

A shot made up of malibu, baileys, kahlua, van vodka, and starbucks creme liquor, shaken and strained into shot glasses.

This shot MUST be drank thru a straw

this is a modification on the bukake shot.

Erica loves Felches
She took the felch but didnt tip

by putyercapeon August 7, 2009

Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008