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Farming simulator

A game most commonly played by virgin farmers that have so little in their life they have to simulate doing what they already do all day by running a boring ass game on an expensive PC.
Jonathan is playing farming simulator again, what a sad guy.
by spudz35 December 26, 2020
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farting arround

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
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Fording

Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.
by Dhabi1 November 10, 2011
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fading ish

a dirty armenian with a rauncy foot fetish. He once fended off a swarm of moody bama's bent on destroying the plight of the riders of rohan.
jesus chatch!! That kid over their is fading fast!!!
Oh, don't worry about him, taddy boy, he's just the fading ish. He'll be faded by the time he realizes his skeezy pal deez-nunz threw it in her deuce coup
by bleespot April 28, 2004
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Farminger

Farmer who complains when it's too wet/too dry/too cold/too hot and that prices are too high/too low, and the gravel in their driveway is too sharp for their dainty little feet unless they wear their very expensive boots.
The old farminger told me that the season had been too wet, but that the rain wasn't enough for a good crop.
by John of the Antipodes July 7, 2011
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farting snake

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.
by pentozali October 5, 2011
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farlinger

unfair man, who can also be subcribe as a boring stick in the mud. Has absolutly no sense of humor and is a favroutizer he has twig hair and is extremly unatractiive.
jessica= ewww that man is soooo ugly, he scares me!!!
Josh= yeah i know know this must be a farlinger
april= yeah he loves me!

jessica= i'm guessing the feeling is not mutual.
Josh= told you he is total farlinger.
by Megan Sonner January 21, 2012
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