the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015

A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.
I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out
by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

by EpicFirno April 18, 2018

by dfrewsd November 6, 2022

Thalia falcon is an upcoming music artist that is very talented. her music is out on all platforms! so sweet to her fans, she calls her fans falcons. she is the funniest human being you’ll ever meet. she always give the best advice.
by Unknownsidols September 10, 2023

by sparker!! December 2, 2022
