Truth Falcon

A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.

He's really truth falconing today about Covid.

by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021

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Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned

"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."

by VTAnurse February 22, 2021

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falcon

1 number ko chutiya

Falcon jasto chutiya ko hola lmao

by heroalom123 June 3, 2021

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Ze Falcon

Name Of a person that doesn't really Exist

I always wonder does Ze Falcon Really Exist .....

by ZeTypoFixer June 5, 2021

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Falcon

A crazy vsco bird.

Is it a plan, is it a bird, no it’s a falcon

by Falcon last name October 29, 2019

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The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

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