I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

rainbow factory

Once upon a time, in the Magical Land of Equestria, there floated the city of Cloudsdale. Cloudsdale is charged with manufacturing all of Equestria's weather, which is then shipped in much the same way Fed Ex works.

One day, a guy named WoodenToaster decided to write a catchy, but mildly disturbing song about how Cloudsdale makes rainbows in something called a "rainbow factory."

William Shakespeare's greatx10^8 grandson, AuroraDawn, took this idea a step further. Due to the lack of academic analysis of Equestrian weather manufacturing, He decided to write a fanfiction called Rainbow Factory, which offered the following explanation: Cloudsdale is governed by elitist NAZIs that demand every pegasus pass a flight test to live, and whoever did not is sent to the rainbow factory, where they are then killed and recycled into Spectra, a key ingredient in the production of rainbows.

The Rainbow Factory fanfiction also contains one of the most notable examples of the "Scootabuse" phenomenon.

It should also be noted that this contributor lacks the abdominal muscles to ever read Rainbow Factory.

Equestria Cloudsdale rainbow factory

by UnrestrictedSanity December 15, 2013

Kiddie Factory

A School for children, like a Primary or Secondary school.

Mary sends her five kids to the local kiddie factory.

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

Deuce Factory

The Deuce Factory is your favorite and most comfortable restroom to deuce in at your work. Most often you will hear the room abbreviated for PC purposes. If you work for Crown you would frequent the Crown Deuce Factory or "CDF".

"Dobbs, I had about 10 jagerbombs last night, the CDF (Crown Deuce Factory) was not prepared for what I was bringing this morning."

by bigwilliestyle February 4, 2010

Factory Hot

A term used to describe someone (usually a female) you work with that is not hot by conventional standards. In normal circumstances this person is not attractive, however, due to your limited options in the workplace (a factory, for example) you find them to be attractive.

I saw Sue from work out at the bar last night and she wasn't looking so good. Clearly she is just factory hot.

by Lil Lizzie February 20, 2009

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010