WASTEY FACETY

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!

Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!

by Jt Martin November 5, 2007

Facetrayal

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)

Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.

by Crayreck April 8, 2010

Facrastinating

The process of using Facebook as a means of getting out of everday chores or conversation.

Teacher: Shi where's your Homework
Shi: I didn't finish, man I really have to stop facrastinating

by Rekcana June 17, 2011

facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.

H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.

by super_proper December 30, 2011

Fact

Anything you find in the urban dictionary.

Guy 1: "All penguins are people."
Guy 2: "Where the fuck did you here that?"
Guy 1: "The urban dictionary. "
Guy 2: "Okay, that makes it a fact!"

by Abraxyz420 January 12, 2016

Fact

Kameron is always right, do not argue with him. When he says a fact it is one hundred perrcent correct

That BMW IS SEXY that is a FACT

by Redgie3232 August 12, 2019

factarian

Someone who spreads fake news and claims it to be a fact

The factarian is at it again, spreading fake news and yet claiming it to be a factual information

by Ch16 November 9, 2020