Dora the Explorer

A blind asshole girl who can't see anything in front of her.

Dora the Explorer: "Where's the mountain?"
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

Dora the Explorer

A weird ass 4 year old girl that is probably on hella crack

Person 1: Hey, who is that dank ass two year old in front of the mental hospital asking “can you find the mental hospital”?
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN

Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*

by Ozzy the fruity fag February 27, 2022

shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

by swheatlady February 15, 2009

african express

The EBT, Access, or Welfare Card.

Cashier - "Cash or credit, Ms. Jenkins"?

Ms. Jenkins - "Go on head and put dat on da African Express card"

by milkdud November 16, 2006

Godspeed You! Black Emporer

Godspeed You! Black Emporer (formerly Godspeed You Black Emporer!), is a Montreal-based post rock band. Their first full-length album, 'f# a# (infinity)', has 3 tracks totalling up to 1 hour. The tracklisting for 'f# a# (infinity)' goes as follows:

1) The Dead Flag Blues
2) East Hastings
3) Providence

They have more than just one record, however. GY!BE is well-known, but not in the 'popular music' way. They are on an indefinite hiadus, I believe.

f# a# (infinity) by Godspeed You! Black Emporer <-- Debut Album

by Z i p p e r August 24, 2006

Pedophile Express

Blogs, especially Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online discussion groups, which do not identify and screen out sexual offenders and predators.

I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the Pedophile Express.

Watch out for the MySpace the Pedophile Express.

Sexual offenders and predators interact with children on the Pedophile Express.

Express.

by Jimmy Earl Carter, Jr. September 10, 2008

batman express

To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.

P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003