Expolsion

When Your A Stupid Cunt Reading this Page

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by cabaeg August 31, 2018

Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards

"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head

by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020

Emplosion

The dramatic inward collapse of a career brought about by one’s own mistakes. An employment implosion.

His career was progressing nicely until that stunt with the boss’ wife at the office holiday party. What an emplosion!

by Hooswriting December 18, 2020

ellusion

Da incorrect view dat someone or something is always trying to remain distant or invisible.

If you're out on a sightseeing trip, and it appears dat everyone and everything is perpetually trying to stay far away from you for no apparent reason, it's probably just an ellusion --- most likely you're merely got your binoculars turned around backwards, and so you're looking through them da wrong way.

by QuacksO February 13, 2021

Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

by MixedUp January 24, 2022

Execusions

#1 base player, quit preenin me you fan

Execusions is the most known base player and is undefeated!

by ExecusionsOnXbox July 7, 2022

Expansionary Monetary Policy

The act of a central bank printing more money.

Zimbabwe conducted Expansionary Monetary Policy by printing a lot of money.

by International Monetary Fund November 9, 2022