Epitch

One who makes Epic things their bitch.

You're the Epitch for that movie.

by Win Doctor July 20, 2011

Exitator

A type of hat. The hat is usually referred to an Amato. It usually annoys the host with repeative sentances.

I gave an Exitator to my friend to teach him how it feels to be annoyed.

by Amatowarrior August 6, 2011

Epitard

One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.

"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"

Also:

"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."

by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012

Excitrepidation

The feeling you get when, two thirds of the way through a fantastic book/TV series, you have to keep reading/watching because it's excellent and you need to find out what happens, but you also don't want to keep reading/watching because you don't want the experience to be over.

I was watching series three of Breaking Bad, and wanted to keep watching but I was frozen by excitrepidation

by Aurochs7 January 15, 2013

excitecrement

The excrement your dog leaves when s/he's excited.

Fido was so happy to see his owner, he left a little trail of excitecrement right in the entry way.

"Aww, damn, what is this excitecrement doing over here?!?"

by NatureGrrl October 6, 2013

exciturd

A poop created out of pure unmitigated excitement, a really, gloriously happy crap.

I was so jubilant at the fabulous news I heard that I did an exciturd.

by Jemima Lott September 4, 2015

Excitiety

When you are so overly excited about an upcoming event and you just can not wait ANY longer or else you'll "die", that you get actual anxiety from happiness.

"Oh, my, god, I can not wait for this movie to come out, why do we have to wait a month! I bet it will be amazing! Oh no, but what if I accidentally can't contain my eagerness any long that I go on a mad spoiler spree! I will ruin my experience! AHHH I can't do this anymore! I think I have Excitiety!

by TheAzureMark January 21, 2016