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Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.
Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.
by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021
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Evolutionary Failure

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure
by TheGeck September 20, 2021
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Evolution

Evolution is the survival game of living organisms invented by Charles Darwin.
- Dolphin's closest evolutionary relatives are pigs. Now, ain't that a real mindf_ck?
- Well, u know, that Darwin fellow was very good in inventing life and everything...
by Hobo_Geography October 2, 2021
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Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.
Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
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Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
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Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
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education

Something that started out as a simple and harmless invention to make the country stronger, but quickly devolved into a mess of prisons which teach something that isn't even useful in everyday life and is the leading cause of depression in children.
African countries need to invest in education.
by Fire Axus January 28, 2022
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