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Ethan

Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
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Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
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An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"

Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
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stupid ass bitch. I had to comfort my friend over him cuz hes such a hoe. Has a gay ass voice too. I bet u he likes it in the butthole.
by AHAHBRO June 28, 2019
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Ethan is a very strong, handsome , athletic young man. Ethan is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he will always put a smile on your whenever he wants. Ethan always looks out for those who are close to him. He is the guy any girl would wish for, his smile will melt your heart, his hugs will make you feel safe and his kisses will make you forget about everything. Ethan is a very talented football and basketball player, he is very dominant on the field and on the court, and whenever he gets the ball something special is going to happen. Ethan isn’t the smartest person but he knows his stuff. When it comes to school Ethan isn’t the most popular kid but he is well known around the school community. When Ethan says he loves you he really means it and when he really likes a girl he will do anything and everything to make you his. When you have him, you’d should be smart enough not to let him go because you will never find anyone to match his vibe. Ethan can be an ass at times but once you get to know him you’ll find out that that’s just his personality. Ethan has a very unique style, he isn’t the swaggiest guy in the game but he knows how to dress for any occasion. Once you meet him you’ll want to know him forever.
Omg Ethan is the best
by BBBfrmda6 July 20, 2019
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very gay and has a small noise
by fdbhrvbgv November 18, 2019
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Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
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