closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

emperor

A ruler of an Empire.

What George W. Bush fancies himself to be.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

fart eater

someone who likes the taste of farts in the morning after they have just brushed their teeth with the pubic hair of a 45 year old mexican porn star who specilises in baking shepeards pie

boy he is one fart eater

by frankendoodle August 2, 2004

dice eaters

large hairy rodents that live on your balls. They may carry ballsnell. They are found in taxis so be afriad.

"Waoh those crabs are huge, Nigga those ain't crabs, theys dice eaters."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

acid eater

A person that drops Blotter Acid and swallows it. Can also desribe a person that takes to much acid at once, resulting in a strong Hallucinogenic experience.

Ed "god, jim is such an Acid Eater"
Suzie " I know, Last time he ate 6 hits?"
Ed "what a dumb ass"

by Nate Luce November 2, 2007

cat eater

Asians (whom most of them) that eat anything under the sun, even little 'fluffy', if the wok is warm and the noodles are boiled.

I cat tell whats worst.......bein stuck in the fast lane behind a fossil or a cat eater on the highway.

by stumpz November 7, 2008

designated eater

A person who voluntarily eats food that other people do not want to eat or can not eat due to diets or health issues, thus allowing those people to enjoy the benefits of their diets.

With nearly everyone in the office on either low-carb or low-fat diets, I have become the designated eater at company parties, enjoying the plethora of cakes, cookies, pies, and assorted junk food.

A hobbit makes a good designated eater, as does a computer programmer.

by John Bookwalter, Jr. July 21, 2004