duker

(slang) a person, especially one with whom you are close.

Text that duker and see if he's down to roll.
How you dukin, duker?
What's up, dukers?

by worderupper October 20, 2010

Duckets

"Duckets" is the way people who are illiterate spell ducats. These people are so stupid they think that the phrase comes from rappers or Shakespear when in fact it was an ACTUAL type of currency. The ducat is a gold coin that was used as a trade currency throughout Europe before World War I. Its weight is 3.4909 grams of .986 gold, which is 0.1107 troy ounce, AGW, actual gold weight.
Freekin R-Tards.

Most idiots on Urban Dictionary think that duckets is slang for money when in fact it ducats ARE money.

by zentide April 2, 2009

upper decker

A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.

After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.

by porknut September 4, 2005

Ducked up

When a guy places a rubber duck deep into his anus.

Aww man Tony was so faded last night that he ducked up so hard.

by Therealg July 17, 2014

Dairylea Dunkers

A food product.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.

Hey you, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp June 1, 2005

Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!

"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"

by Nick Mcjesusman April 9, 2005

upper decker

To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.

"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"

by chops renfer August 23, 2006