LEE DRUNK

drunk way beyond your bodies ability

damn did you see that guy still standing he must have taking 20 shots. Now thats LEE DRUNK

by clev kev August 27, 2007

drunk slut

A drunk slut is a woman who enjoys drinking too much and then gets horny and will let any man or group of men fuck her all night. She likes to dress sexy in short skirts and tiny tops that show off her tits. It doesnt matter if she is married, she will let anyone take her home or into an empty room to do anything he wants.

Kathy is a 54 year old Drunk Slut. She loves to go to to bars or parties dressed like a whore and as soon she she gets buzzed she feels her pussy get wet. Last Saturday she went to a bar wearing a tiny mini dress that showed off her 36c tits and her sexy married ass. After a few drinks she danced with a young college boy. She started grinding her body against him and he grabbed her ass as they danced.
Kathy could feel her dress pulled up over her thighs and knew everyone could see her exposed ass.
The boy led her to the bathroom and she let him fuck her against the wall. He filled her shaved pussy with cum and then had his friends fuck her like a slut. She went home with 5 loads of jizz dripping from her pussy and ass.

by btld January 12, 2008

drunkasaurusrex

A drunk person who sometimes does crazy, or (i.e. stupid things) but is still invited back every weekend to hang out.

Damn, this guy is a drunkasaurusrex, I think well have him back around next weekend anyways, good entertainment.

by Chris Bridges April 22, 2005

nigger drunk

Drunk to the point of immobility achieved through the mass consumption of 40 ounce malt beverages. Nigger drunk individuals often engage in sex for money in order to sustain their habit. Being nigger drunk frequently ends in one of three conclusion jail, a stabbing, or sleeping under a bridge.

Tom is nigger drunk again and just sucked dick for crack.

by Alex and Matt September 18, 2005

Dave Wide Drunk

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.

That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...

by Reverend Snowback August 1, 2011

birthday drunk

Drunk beyond all responsibility.

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007

Horny Drunk

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.

Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!

by conchowino February 23, 2009