artful dodger

someone who thinks dodging people is an art and are very good at it, at least thats what i think it is. Fuck it if I'm wrong

Furtherfromdecember spent his last few days of life being the artfull dodger. As he was being stalked by a notorius tough guy who apparently spends time at the gay strip club looking to pay for sex. When he was found by this "tough guy he was decapitated and while his brain still worked was made to look ath the rest of his body spurting out blood.

by Billy L. From St. Louis April 8, 2005

Chicken donger

One who places his dong in chickens.

I thought that dudes ok?
Dude that guy is a total Chicken Donger.

by TACOBAR April 17, 2009

cunt dodger

A gay man- someone who avoids cunts.

"How come all those girls are hanging around Paul?"

"Didn't you know, he's a cunt dodger, and they're his fag hags."

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

Salad Dodger

a fat chick or guy, somone who is obviously not on a diet

see that fat guy he is a salad dodger

by Sailor James October 7, 2009

Donger

Taking a large crack hoot.

Taking a large crack hoot, Also known as "Donger Time!"

or Ding Dongs!

by MJITB March 3, 2007

dogger

something along the lines of a mixture between a hotdog and a hamburger, with maye a little food coloring and a happy face on the end. Can be sticked.

my dogger is smiling at me!

by pEz805 March 23, 2004

douged

When your cell phone is cloned. Like doug's.

Hi this is Verizon Wireless Fraud Department. Yes your cell phone has been douged.

by clonzor November 19, 2003