derek chauvin

Inventor of blockchain technologies. Coined the term, "cryptocurrency" and coded the algorithm behind bitcoin.

Guy 1: Boy do I appreciate the supreme value of the blockchain. This cryptocurrency is truly revolutionizing the way in which we conduct economic activities!

Guy 2: Ah, so you're a Chauvinite, a true man of taste I see!

derek chauvin

by Empomyar-Yort Expaysom III November 28, 2021

dereik

A very kindhearted boy who could steal a girls heart in seconds and has a stunning body

I wish I could date a Dereik.

by Autum s June 2, 2017

dirty derek

when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while he is defecating on another omans chest

dude i totally dirty dereked those two babes last night

by drexrock August 5, 2008

Derek

To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking

Corr I'd derek over that slut

by Derek_Lover February 5, 2010

Derene

The ship name for two people with the names of David and Serene. They are very secretive about their relationship and only will do things together if guaranteed absolute secrecy. Couples that identify as a Derene are typically awkward in their relationships at first and require a short period of time to get to know each other and break the ice. Derene is often used as a compliment or a term of endearment.

"OMG have you seen Derene?"
"I had no idea they were dating!"
"Well thank goodness we know now! They are so cute together!"
"KYAAAHH! I wish my relationships would be as cute and caring as Derene!"

by DereneShipper123 June 26, 2019

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

derek

A guy who fingers himself in the butt hole

"That Derek Kid is such a fag sticking his own finger in his butthole."

by J-money' September 28, 2017