Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

Stinky Diver

A sexual act where on participant poops directly into a girl vagina.

That girl was a freak, she wanted me to give her the stinky diver.

by Omgzilla July 10, 2010

diver

A person performing oral sex in a woman. Also known as eating and going down.

guy1: hey, where is Brad?
guy2: he's diving in Susie for almost an hour.

by bajoom August 27, 2005

dumpster dive

a hunt for garbage piles, garbage cans & garbage bins, and loot for (buried?) treasure.

go at your own risk.

Mark: "Sally and Jamie and I are going on a (dumpster) dive this afternoon."

Mike: "REALLY? Can i come too??"

Mark: "No."

by the_planarian May 14, 2005

muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.

Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!

by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008

Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005