drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES

Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.

by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010

drunk couple

The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)

*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"

Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?

Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!

Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)

Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.

by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010

drunk polar

(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.

That girl is a nice girl, but get a few drinks in her she turns into a sloppy drunk polar bitch.

by druuuuunk January 3, 2011

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.

I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.

by talty July 5, 2014