dementDUMAS

noun.; someone who doesnt comprehend clearly or pays attention all that much. this kind of person doesnt get things right away but remember its not their fault if they don't understand

I cant beileve I've been a dementDUMAS today people try avioding conversations with me because appearently i 'lack' the ability to know whats being said

by miss understood D: March 16, 2008

Dementaxcating

Dementaxcating is a person that is acting like a giraffe that can do cartwheels.

"OMGosh you are always dementaxcating!"

by kmc93 April 19, 2008

dementished

Noun: a state of being meaning both mentally diminished and demented.

Walter of Fox's "Fringe" is a qualified dementished freak.

by mangoredchile January 9, 2010

Dementio

Typing error caused by dementia.

The paper was rejected because of a serious dementio in the first paragraph.

by ddbbpp March 16, 2010

Dementor Mist

A low hanging mist or fog that sucks the happiness out of those surrounded by it

Tracey - I feel so depressed, Matt hasn't txted me back

Pemo - Stop being such a pussy, you don't actually care - it's just the Dementor mist making you miserable

by aceofclubs222 December 20, 2010

dementor kiss

When you're fucking someone so hard and making out that you literally suck the breath out of them.

We were going so hard I couldnt breathe cause he kept giving me dementor kisses!

by Sdawgwheels November 22, 2014

Dementor

To stick ones mouth on another persons asshole and suck a fart out.

Ron gave Harry a dementor after the quidditch match.

by HilariousHarryPotter February 21, 2015