Dicklected

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment

I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected

by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

Dirty Decker

The act of puking your guts out in a bath tub and/or garbage can while dropping a massive duce at the same time

After many long hours of drinking, we found Jon pulling a dirty decker in the 3rd floor bathroom.

by nick246 July 29, 2008

McBlumpkin Decker

When you get a blumpkin while leaving an upper decker in the rest room of the golden arches.

Get theirs to go... They've been in the bathroom long enough to leave a McBlumpkin Decker.

by ronald mcBlumpkee January 4, 2010

Double Decker Steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body (like a steamer) but followed by another person taking a dump on the original dump. More is better...

After completing the steamer, she needed more so I asked my buddy to give her a double decker steamer.

by Billy Bob Ray October 9, 2010

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011

Little Decker

When an adult takes a large dump in a little kids toilet and does not flush, so the small child's parents find it and believe it was jr. who did it. This will likely cause the child's parents to freak out and take their child to the ER as soon as possible after seeing the man-sized dump their 4 year old let loose.

What the hell?? Who left a Little Decker in my sons training toilet?

by Shit-Tastic! August 17, 2011

double decker crash

When the nards of two men hit really hard as they double time a lady.

Me and my boy were totally nailin this chick, but we had a double decker crash and had to get out the ice packs.

by Krindy and Mucas September 7, 2011