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You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
I dont like David anymore he is a stinky poopy butt!
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david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around
you know david yeah he a opp and he fant fight
David by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020
β€œOh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”
David by haha you noob April 11, 2020
a man who won’t mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
"Be a human,don't be a David"
David by 2812a April 30, 2020
omg he has no arm hair he must be a david
david by beansssssa August 7, 2020