weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
by ACG2x October 20, 2004
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Deadbeat Dad

When a "farther"/" mother " does not provide for their child (children ) When said "parent" often makes empty promises. Lowlife
Mandy- Did you hear Scott didn't pay child support... Again?

Jasmine- Not a big surprise he's such a Deadbeat dad.
by Brokenchild December 09, 2015
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hi dad

hi dad
by MaxZigZagz November 04, 2020
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Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).
- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.
by piperjo September 19, 2018
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Joe Dad

Joe Dad Joe
by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020
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mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.
Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.
by shartsisters4life January 02, 2012
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necker dads

A word created in Oakland CA indicating that something is so active, it's up to the neck.
Aye nigga, we lit to the necker dads!
by BruhFuckBruh December 13, 2016
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