Dad

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

dad

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

by fewfew January 5, 2022

dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

by cummer<3 January 5, 2022

Dad

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022