Dad 

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

Dad by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

DAD 

DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.

Furries go get some biches DAD pays bills

DAD by anonymous February 1, 2022

dad 

the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

dad by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

DAD 

the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?

help my dad has been gone for 20 years please find him!

DAD by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

Dad 

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

Dad by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

DAD 

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

DAD by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Dad 

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

Dad by CumSlayer February 23, 2022