CrustyDusty

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.

Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.

by ceazer February 26, 2019

Jessica Crosby

A Smart, Beautiful Girl From IL. One Who is amazingly funny, Cute, And a super nice person!

Amazinggg Jessica Crosby

by Stickyyyyyy November 26, 2010

crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.

Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks

by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018

trusty crusty

a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.

The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.

by corner store February 23, 2010

there like crusty underwear

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

by stud service July 1, 2011

Crustys

Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah)

Dang Jim you better lay off the pipe. Your crustys are getting rank!

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

sidney crosby

best hockey player in the league by far. people hate him because he is so good, jealousy is hate. youngest captain to hoist the stanley cup, and scored the over time goal to win canada the gold medal. people say he is a pussy because he doesn't fight, but did you see gretz and lemeiux dropping the gloves every game? didn't think so.... people also say he bitches because he talks to the ref, too bad that the captain is the one who is suppsed to do that. waynes gretzky even said he can see him breaking his records and that the he is the best he has seen since mario. the best player to ever live knows what he is saying, do not try to say he is horrible. and for his lack of facial hair, sid will take gold medals,awards and stanley cup rings over it any day. haters gonna hate

no doubt ovechkin is good, but sidney crosby is on a whole other level above.

by wooooooooooo878787 December 8, 2010