Crooked Niner

A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off.

HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!

by Apophis December 28, 2003

crooked I

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005

croak

stands for fu*$&"£ good music.
According to the cool Swiss pussy punk-rock band croak.

sounds like croak

by Dan July 16, 2003

Crooked-arrow

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Croaker

An Offensive term for a white old ugly racist person who has no life. (who may elderly look like a frog with disabled arms, legs and no tongue). Also called a "Bleacher", a "Waggy" (White and saggy), and a "Failbird".

Wtf you doing to my freind?, you lil croaker!

by BiG WhEELah July 10, 2009

Croaker

Scum of the Earth, a really fucking disaster. a disappointment to his family, and the entire world. Has no dick. He will never get laid in the history of ever. He is infertile, and or, cannot burden the world with his offspring.

Hey, Jett is a real Croaker, he slept with my bitch.

by Big gay all December 29, 2020

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015