Crapsicle

When your shit freezes into a solid, stick of fecal matter.

Jonny: "Hey, when are ya coming to the party? "
Jimmy: "I can't come right now, I got a crapsicle stuck to my ass."

by Analator 5000 April 21, 2017

crabstain

Abstaining from sexual intercourse after seeing a creepy crawly wend its way through the pubic hair of a potential partner

Jeff saw something crawling in Mary's bush, so he crabstained

by Morriebunned May 26, 2017

Crabshelter

A crab infested hole

At my lowest moment i stored my meat in a crabshelter and my meats never been the same

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

ClawSKY

A really cool person

Whoa, it's ClawSKY

by ClawSKY October 16, 2017

Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions

My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs

by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

clawstrophobic

How a cat gets if you hold or play with him too long and he needs some space.

Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".

by QuacksO November 23, 2018