by melon31 July 10, 2023

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.
by The crash dummy February 4, 2020

To shoot
by Ballsaq808 April 4, 2021

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.
by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

Person 1: "So there I am Crash Bandicooting across the house to get a clean shirt out of the dryer."
Person 2: "Whoa!"
Person 2: "Whoa!"
by Mr.Oneliners May 1, 2024

by King Jaye May 17, 2020
