by King Jaye May 17, 2020


Person 1: "So there I am Crash Bandicooting across the house to get a clean shirt out of the dryer."
Person 2: "Whoa!"
Person 2: "Whoa!"
by Mr.Oneliners May 1, 2024

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.
by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

by TwatCrasher January 4, 2024

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole
it hurts
a lot
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole
it hurts
a lot
by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 9, 2009

Person 1: Yo! I just saw our neighbor setting her husband’s car on fire!
Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?
Person 1: Yeah, I think so.
Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.
Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?
Person 1: Yeah, I think so.
Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.
by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025
