coffee bomb

A way to get a caffeine high when you have instant coffee and toilet paper. The coffee is parachuted and swallowed. A common practice in jail.

The inmates were wild and loud after doing fifty coffee bombs apiece that morning.

by railbird22 August 7, 2010

Hot Coffee

A mini game, only unlockable by using a patch, In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where you play the Protaginist of the story in fucking a girl.

Because of "Hot Coffee" the game was yanked off the shelfs in stores around the US.

Dude 1: Did you play that Hot Coffee mini-game?
Dude 2: ya man, everyones talking about it.
Dude 1: LOL

by SexPanther August 21, 2005

cup-of-coffee

What wordHomsar/word was raised by.

"I was raiiised by a cup of coffee..." -- Homsar (via homestarunner.com)

by Tai August 1, 2003

coffee pot

When a man rests his testicles on another persons forehead and puts the head of his penis in that persons eye.

Kristy was acting out of line, so Ryan gave her a coffee pot.

by Du's Friend Ryan October 10, 2005

Hot Coffee

A small town in Mississippi.

No, seriously.

Existed way before GTA:SA.

"They moved here from Hot Coffee when her dad got a job at the Nissan plant in Canton."

by Rainee Sue September 26, 2005

Coffee Date

The awkward, yet most common way for young adults to catch up in public. A coffee date is a good way to see someone you need to in a low-key way with a short time frame. Often used when coming home from college for breaks or catching up with old friends found on Facebook.

Person One: "Hey! We need to catch up soon! I miss you!"
Person Two: "Agreed! Coffee date soon?"

by TKLop June 15, 2011

Ninja Coffee

Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.

with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.

Ben: *Takes a sip of ninja coffee* uhhhh..... *dies*

Me: Ha. wimp *chugs three pots*

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008