coffee-mug

When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.

Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!

Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!

by laurene716 June 21, 2011

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coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 22, 2004

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coffee and cake light

coffee and cake light

a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...

coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

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coffee job

The act of swishing hot coffee around inside your mouth before giving a blow job.

"Man!! My wife gives a kick ass coffee job!"

by elliechris October 4, 2009

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coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

by slapapig September 23, 2003

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coffee nap

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.

Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!

by KMFD October 8, 2007

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