cocktail porn

Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.

Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.

by Xathrid October 25, 2018

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Mouth Cocktail

Cum mix with spit in someones mouth

"I made her swallow my mouth cocktail"

by Amekami123 August 28, 2022

hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis

johny drank the hando cocktail

by handito November 12, 2009

Splurnt Cocktail

A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.

Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.

Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.

by Splurnt astronaut February 1, 2020

personal cocktail

A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication

David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going

by TikiRouge January 25, 2018

Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.

Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025