cluster fuck

An exceptionally large number of people in a certain vicinity (party) of one another who have had sex with one another. Each person around can be connected through some sort of sexual act with another, very little degree of separation.

"Holy, shit. Do you know how many people at this party has slept with Tina? And then those guys over there slept with that one dude's girlfriend.
This is such a cluster fuck."

by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006

clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.

"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"

by a$$wipe July 20, 2006

Cluster Fuck

when there is more than one penis inside the vagina

the girl was cluster fucked by the two men

by tntrocky222 August 25, 2008

Cluster

To text excessively or to offer pictures with minimal clothing, often ending in no reply or an awkward moment of confusion.

Yesterday I was doing my homework, when he started to cluster me, I have a boyfriend, so I didn't reply.

by Real4lyfe21221 December 16, 2010

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

clusterfuck

many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time

What a clusterfuck

by MUVVA February 13, 2004

Clusterous

Adjective
Having the properties of a cluster. Similar to cluster, this is a polite way to reference a clusterfuck.

Twice as much work in half as much time as communicated? This is definitely a clusterous project.

by Gazornenplat June 13, 2019