Choffed

to get very stoned, high

I was smoking a fat blunt yesterday and i got soo choffed i thought i was flying

This party sucks who wants to get choffed

by Masson December 3, 2004

Cliffy

Is the female version of an erection aka "stiffy". When a female gets excited and their clitoris becomes erect its is known as a "cliffy"

Jean, do you have a banana in your pocket, or do you have a cliffy?

Melinda has a cliffy.

by Bluewaff-dawg July 22, 2014

Choffer

A slang term for a Canadian.

"Are you from the States?"
"Nah, I'm a choffer."

by Ducks Are January 22, 2009

cliffhanger

the act of pooping off a two-story or higher balcony

Dude1: Woah careful dude you almost stepped in the pile of sh*t!

Dude2: Damn someone musta just performed a cliffhanger...quite a large one if i say so myslef

by mudpacker520 October 20, 2010

Claff

A cornball ass person.

Art is walking down the street playing his ring tones for no reason, he's a grade A claff !!

by A.B housen July 15, 2006

cliff hanger

a loose vagina.

dude, kia has a cliff hanger!

by stankyvageagea June 9, 2009

Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 20, 2005