childbreasting

Childbreasting is the action of feeding your child your breast milk. Another word for breastfeeding.

‘Yeah, she just gave birth, she’s still childbreasting.’

by Elheat April 22, 2018

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 May 23, 2018

Children

When you get drunk

"Why did I have a children?"

by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018

Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children

The Children got into the Dog Treats again.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.

Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.

by Sunny118 November 21, 2018

Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

childfreeist

To show discrimination towards adults/adult couples who do not want children

Our company is ran by childfreeists giving parents top priority towards vacation days leaving childfree adults to take the scraps

by Wuskymon April 30, 2019