Chainsaw Cannon

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

Sloppy Chainsaw

When she’s giving you the fresh dome and accidentally cuts your cock with her nails.

Yeah, my Mom gave me a sloppy chainsaw. Should I contact CPS?

by Prollynat December 7, 2019

Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

like a chainsaw to my sack

A phrase vocalized when in a situation of extreme disappointment

Bro, that's like a chainsaw to my sack

by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020

chain chew

To chew gum constantly, so that at no moment is your mouth free of gum, similar to chain smoking. To chain chew properly, one must unwrap the new piece before spitting out the old one. Chain chewing is usually employed by gum addicts or simply to add some flavor to a dull day.

I chain chew my way through slow days, it really helps to pass the time.

by SkeetSkeet44 January 11, 2011

chain-stream

To watch several episodes of a show in a row, using streaming over the internets.

Dude, I didn't get to bed until 4AM because I was chain-streaming "Orange is the New Black" on Netflix.

Sorry I can't meet you out, I've only got one day left to chain-stream Season 3 of "Downton Abbey" before Season 4 starts.

by Mental K September 12, 2013

chain-gum

To chew multiple pieces of gum back-to-back, replacing the old piece with a new one immediately as the old loses flavor.

I chain-gummed my way through that entire car-cup of Orbitz in a single afternoon!

by BenThePCGuy April 2, 2015