texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019

keri cannon

Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline

Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"

by Bigbootyfrigginthot November 13, 2019

rib cannons

Very large breasts on an otherwise smaller woman. So large that they're almost out of porportion.

Jeez, did you see the Rib Cannons on that lil' lady? I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems..

by stix J January 26, 2011

guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011

Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage is a 4 time champion

You're like Cannon Gage and Sebastian Vettel

by CAHERMAN March 15, 2022

Cambodian Cannon

When you place your balls in your partners asshole

I used the Cambodian Cannon on denise.

by Butthole Punching July 5, 2022

Star Cannon

Another word for your butthole.

You could hear the gas ejecting from his star cannon.

by koehlerdus May 20, 2020