A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.
"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."
by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008
Get the Calling Card mug.A dysfunctional girl who never knows exactly what she wants. Everyday she is in a different mood, indicating some type of disorder, such as being bipolar. She is normally very happy and very nice to everyone she talks to, but it doesn't take much to make her mad. She is very outgoing and loud, but can also be conservative. She is immediately judgmental, but more often than not takes it back when she gets to know them. She doesn't have many friends, but the ones that she does have are true and will never leave her side. She tries her best at everything. She is sometimes considered a slacker for her apathy, however.
She is very easy, if you know what I mean. She's probably slept with a lot of different guys, but that's ok with her. Sex is sex to her. She feels open about it and thinks that others shouldn't be so shy about it. Sex is like a hobby to her. She enjoys it, but she also enjoys pleasuring that guy just as much. His feelings are possibly more important to her than her own.
She falls in love very easily. Almost every guy she sees she immediately becomes attracted to. Guys also fall in love with her easily because she's actually a great person despite everything else. Guys become intrigued by her in 10 minutes or less from the beginning of the conversation with her. She has a charm that not many can resist.
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She is very easy, if you know what I mean. She's probably slept with a lot of different guys, but that's ok with her. Sex is sex to her. She feels open about it and thinks that others shouldn't be so shy about it. Sex is like a hobby to her. She enjoys it, but she also enjoys pleasuring that guy just as much. His feelings are possibly more important to her than her own.
She falls in love very easily. Almost every guy she sees she immediately becomes attracted to. Guys also fall in love with her easily because she's actually a great person despite everything else. Guys become intrigued by her in 10 minutes or less from the beginning of the conversation with her. She has a charm that not many can resist.
She is different, wild, quiet, stupid, stubborn, artistic, limber, flexible, ecclectic, dangerous, smart, nice, mean, caring, loving, etc.
by carressmedown. April 8, 2010
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by MGnT1999 November 20, 2013
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A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.
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by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007
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