coochie yogurt

Yogurt made from a womans vaginal fluids

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt

by Kkakes November 12, 2020

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

coochie mudbugs

Same as croch cricket. Crabs body lice

You better be careful messing with them ho's you will get coochie mudbugs

by Texas girl 1971 March 21, 2023

Terminal Coochie

When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.

That bitch had a terminal coochie

by littlecoolaidman April 21, 2021

Fishy Coochie

A vagina that smells like a stormy day on a fishing boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Man #1: Oh, you slept with her too?

*Daps Man 2 up*

Man #2: Yeah, bruh....was it your first time tasting tilapia?
Man #1: Nah, I've had it before! I love a fishy coochie.

by HerpieHerb69 November 18, 2022

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

coochie on fleek

When a vagina is freshly shaven, STD free, clean and smells good.

“Last night, a man said my coochie on fleek.”

by Glitterfart December 6, 2018