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welfare computing

Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems
by wasantha November 27, 2013
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computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.
by MikeyELC November 14, 2019
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QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite
Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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Extraphysical Computing

Extraphysical computing is the using of extraphysical mechanics properties to peform computation, Computers that perform extraphysical computations are known as extraphysical computers. Extraphysical computers are believed to be able to solve computational problems, simulate porperties of extraphysical mechanics and discover new properties of extraphysical mechanics. The study of extraphysical computing is a subfield of extraphysical information science.
Extraphysical computing, if developed, might provoke revolutionary and insane changes inside computing and technology, but still, classical computers and quantum computers would still be used, since the main proposes of extraphysical computing is the study of properties of extraphysical mechanics and enable the development of extraphysical technologies that could help humankind in several issues and even discover other worlds and dimensions.
by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020
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Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021
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Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working
Stop having this computer face and start actually working!
by Hưng September 19, 2021
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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 9, 2021
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