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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024
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If I can make him give up than so can God

Is what you tell youselves. And that is why you are doing what you are doing. And making me change what I am doing is what constitutes giving up.
A retard "If I can make him give up than so can God!"

Hym "You don't get to be a part of my conflict with God and I'm not going to let you use this to stop me from getting what I want out of this. Stop doing it before your kids get hurt or do it until your kids get hurt but their is no in between."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Can I get 300 likes

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention
by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019
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Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.
Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2025
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Can I get an owa owa

What you would say to a chihuahua to make them say owa owa. Originated from the dog Pudgy
Pudgywoke: Hey Pudgy, can I get an owa owa?
Pudgy: OWA OWA
by incon March 16, 2021
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