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Buzzard Beach Syndrome

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008
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Nap Buzz

The euphoric state between waking and sleeping that's lost if you don't get back to bed quickly enough.
Walking between couch and bed: "Don't talk to me, you'll kill my nap buzz"

Or

Thinking: "If this piss takes any longer, I'll lose my nap buzz"
by WhiteSoul March 25, 2009
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Buzz Kill

When you are high and somebody or something is irritating you. Such as friends, parents, teachers, younger sibling, cops. Buzz Kills do things such as spit on people, beat on people for no reason, annoy you about something you have to do, etc.
Shit, we smoked a nice fat blunt and we walked home and about 3 minutes later the cops questioned us and by the time I got home I wasnt even high. Cops are such buzz kills!
by Youth1 April 22, 2006
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Buzz Lightyear

The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy!

Buzz Lightyear is only the best toy a little boy could ever have. I mean who wouldn't like that pulsating laser light? And what about those high-pressure space wings. Man, you aren't cool unless you have a Buzz Lightyear!
Kid 1: Dude you have to get a Buzz Lightyear!
Kid 2: I know, it's the coolest toy ever!
by joe mamma did 9/11 October 28, 2019
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second hand buzz

A second hand buzz is when your friends are all on uppers and you start feeling like you've taken something when you haven't. (effectively feeding off their buzz)
Wow, you guys are pilling so much I'm getting a second hand buzz off you
by Blessed-Be August 8, 2006
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Buzzaaa

(Interjection)

Used to express frustration with a stupor-enducing situation.
Buzzaaa! Why is there a cat on my comic book?

You put eggs in my vegan brownies? Buzzaaa!
by Prince Mercury March 7, 2004
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buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in ‘little ones’; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ‘ecstasy’, and which may prove difficult to ‘unload’.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
by G-Dog April 4, 2005
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