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buffet

When you have two or more females with there pants off and legs open and your preform oral on all of them. Also known as eating a female out .Hence why its called a buffet since you can eat all you want.
Dude I went to this bar downtown last night and bought home three girls and had a buffet with them
by mrallen February 8, 2012
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Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin October 18, 2008
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Homo-Buffer

A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)
Dude... we need a homo-buffer.
by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005
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buffering

the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.
Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!
by /chris-correia/ February 16, 2009
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Dingleberry Buffet

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!
He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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Bufferfucked

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.
"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."
by Philostopher May 13, 2012
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bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.
My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.
by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015
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