Bryan

A huge asshole who makes fun of everyone and everything.

guy1: Hey, you're stupid

guy2: Wow don't be a Bryan!

by unknown556625696 September 25, 2018

Bryan

A person who doesn’t believe in anything , including dinosaurs , science and doesn’t think that women should have equal rights

Jason: I kinda don’t want Hillary to be be president

Kimberly :Ugh you’re such a bryan

by Jakkeeed October 8, 2018

Bryan

He’s annoying, but a little bit less annoying than Azad. Like Azad, he’s also liked by few, and his best friend is his left hand.

Azad: Hey Bryan

Bryan: Hey cutie

by lilylicious June 6, 2018

Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.

by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018

Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him

Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.

by Dok5150 June 11, 2018

bryan mcduffie

a fag bag that likes his moms pussy in his mouth and his dads dick in his vagina

william,you are such a bryan mcduffie

by bryan mcgayfordbryan mcga June 11, 2018

Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.

Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."

by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023