Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.

While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play

by Agent 090 November 1, 2022

Brandon O'Shea

A guy who thinks he’s him but his team, LSU Tigers, can’t beat a sorry A&M

Brandon O'Shea thinks he’s him.

by supersaiyncaden November 28, 2022

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports

Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Going Brando

Going to a party without Beer

He is Going Brando to the garage party again.

by Garage Committee November 6, 2012

gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.

Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.

by Km$ney June 6, 2018