Beauty and the Breast

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.

If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019

Savage Breast

The thing music has charms to soothe, not savage beast, as commonly misquoted, perhaps in an effort to derail the adolescent giggles of boys aged 7 to 70.

From The Mourning Bride, a poem by William Congreve, 1697:

"Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,
To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak."

by Monkey's Dad June 15, 2021

Breasts

The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.

Cindy: Ahh, my breasts are aching!
John: If I suck on them, they'll get better!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.

by Whyisn'tmymomaskingmeforjoy September 30, 2020

dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

breast cancer awareness month

A month to celebrate men and women with breast cancer.

For breast cancer awareness month, tie a pink ribbon around your neck.

by BabbleBoy February 20, 2023

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

by panic.at.the.disco666 December 2, 2018