pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.

by Elliott December 26, 2005

Air Boner

A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.

Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."

by crappyjack September 20, 2009

blower

A telephone

I've got Arnie on the blower, and he wants to come over.

by balbulican February 27, 2004

Boker Toke

Wake and bake:

In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".

Rothstein: Boker toke tomorrow?
Goldberg: Can't man, I got my cousin's bar mitzvah.

by bokertoke June 12, 2009

Ahmad boner

When a person (usually drunk or stupid) gets extremely excited about one specific idea, and will do whatever they can to make sure that whatever they are talking about happens.

Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.

Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.

by Blue73 August 16, 2014

Boerne

A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.

Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."

by Musica42 February 27, 2009

boerewors

A South African sausage.

Today we braaied some boerewors. We ate it on a roll.

by hot beetch December 22, 2005