Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

by 420palace January 20, 2009

mini bean

a small mexican child

Look, theres a family of beaners and mini beans.

by wellhellyeah August 7, 2009

terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

C-Bean

Much like the T-Bag, the C-bean is the act of shoving someones or your own vagina into another persons face or mouth. The C-bean comes from to words, the bean being the clitoris and the c standing for the word cunt or vulva.

Man i saw some chick giving some dude a c-bean last night...then he bit her.

by andthereshegoesdownthehill July 7, 2010

Restless Bean Syndrome

Restless Bean Syndrome, sometimes referred to as RBS, is when a woman has a clitoris that requires more frequent attention than most woman. There is no cure for Restless Bean Syndrome to date. However; one can temporarily reduce the restlessness by pleasuring herself or "flicking the bean."

"Hey Sam I heard Grace was diagnosed with Restless Bean Syndrome, I'm sorry to hear that."

"Sorry everybody, Jonna couldn't make it to the party tonight, her RBS is flaring up. She has been flicking the bean all night."

by Dillie Doe April 21, 2010

MUSTARD BEAN

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee

i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!

by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015